wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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