Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
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its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
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Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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