There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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