Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
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so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
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Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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