My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
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What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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