I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
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It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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