Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
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i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
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It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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