So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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