Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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