Duck Duck Cougar?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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