Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Randomize