Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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