So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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