Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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