Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
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