Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Just cropdusted the office
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
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