my phone needs a breathalizer
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
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we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
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The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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