my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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