can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
