Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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