Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
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Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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