I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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