So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
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how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
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It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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