3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
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Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
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dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.