Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I forgot wine drunk hurts
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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