im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You need Xanax blowdarts
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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