Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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