That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
My brain says no but my pants say off.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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