He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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