One girl and one boy is just not enough.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Did we literally take a cab across the street
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You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
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