What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
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We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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