I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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