If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
4 words: hood of his car
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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