theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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