i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
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well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
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I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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