I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
You ate ashes out of my bong
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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