Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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