I think I died a long time ago.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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