Just cropdusted the office
only you would photoshop your dick
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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