Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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