I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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