Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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