So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
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I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
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Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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