doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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