If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
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