i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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