i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
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you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
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sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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