never play flip cup with pint glasses
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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