Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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