I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
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Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
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I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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