I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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