You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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