ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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