I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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