Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
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In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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