BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
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I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
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My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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